Registered: 02/02/03
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Loc: Kansas City, MO
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Me and Nykole are releasing our newsest version of Baby. The genuine replica of ourselves infused with a soul from God. (Actually he set up all the work and Nykole used her ability to build it, I am just being a jerk and trying to take credit)
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Diablo 3 Lead Designer Jay Wilson: “The development of a Blizzard game is sometimes a long affair. This is how long it took us to be ready.”
I hearby remove my self from the likes of you and reinstate myself to the likes of me and me only. Good day sir and good bye.
Oh wait.. sorry... I thought this was the YMCA.
I dont like babies, but I wouldnt mind have some daughters.. Aside from that, I dont want any zombie babies running around. Its just that I KNOW for a fact that very very few people are capable of bringing up children moraly and wisley these days so whats the point other than to drown children at birth to prevent the... wait.. no no.. we drown the parents first before they have the child so they cant pass their stupid morals and habits onto their children who in turn pass them ... wait.. What am I saying. FACISM IS THE ANSWER! VOTE ME! ILL KILL YOU FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
We abduct every new baby in the world. Then we turn them into the same as those in the picture. Then return them. They will slaughter all the stupid parents that were to thick to use a condom or have an abortion. After this we use mine controling drugs to bend the mutant zombie babys to our will. After we have formed them into an army of undead minions we use them to stop anyone else ever having children ever again. We aslo use them to kill all chavs, emos, popstars and rappers in the world. Follow my plan. We will rule the world.
We could but it wouldnt have the devistating effect on the parents that being ripped apart by there on child would have. I suppose we could have some laser weilding robot babys for the armys generals etc. That would be fun.
I kinda want to stray away from the whole "Parent losing child thing" That is quite devastating to those people. Well, I guess it doesnt matter. Theyre all going to die anyway :/
