#14544 - 04/10/07 07:49 AM
POP THE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Luthien
Grape Nuts
Registered: 12/19/06
Posts: 41
Loc: Oklahoma City, OK USA
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Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here I am emotionally challeneged with alot of exclamations and a new forum game guaranteed to be simple and void of minor boredom. I see you must be interested because you read on!!!!
The game: Attempt to pop the can.
The rules:
1) No unavoidable events, like, "A super bullet comes flying toward the can which no god or anything ever conceieved can stop, and the can cannot move at all because this is destiny." Every event must have a way out.
2)No one word replies, obviously. Continue the story so we can all have fun.
3) No double posting. That's like playing with yourself (Otherwise known as typing with one hand).
4) The can can NEVER be "popped", it is the sacred duty of everyone to scar the can for life, but not physically.
5) The can can't do anything by itself, like pull out an uzi to defend itself (come on, its a can). Here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a story of destiny, duty, and a whloe lot of randomness. A man is about to release chaos into the world, and completely unaware of it. He places his money into the vending machine, and gets an empty can. Out of his frustraion, he carefully sets it upright and begins to bring his foot down on it with alarming speed just when...............
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#14546 - 04/10/07 10:32 AM
Re: POP THE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Junglist
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Registered: 12/25/02
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Loc: Illadel, PA
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the grammar police come and arrest the humble narrator. He is taken into a dark room, with a table. Beside the table, two chairs. Laying upon the table is a bag labeled "EVIDENCE". The narrator is placed violently in the chair at the far-end of the table. A bright heat-lamp is pointed directly in his face, as a shadowy figure suddenly comes into the light. You are now face-to-face with.... "Texas!!!" the voice exclaims, loudly. "NOBODY MESSES WITH TEXAS! Who in the fuck do you think you are, messing with TEXAS?"
As the narrator fumbles over his words, the waste management official throws the can into the bag, marked evidence. The bag is thrown into the trash, and the fine is issued. The can sits quietly, waiting for it's date with the recycling machines...
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#14699 - 04/30/07 01:25 PM
Re: POP THE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Luthien
Grape Nuts
Registered: 12/19/06
Posts: 41
Loc: Oklahoma City, OK USA
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Robin Williams and his Jumanji addiction comes rolling through with a band of random, very large, African mammals (Elephants Come to mind.), crushing the vehicles and sending the can rolling into a tatoo parlor where electronic interference from North Korea's Hurricane controller has sent all of the piercing machines on Canicidal (Similar to Homocidal, but with Cannis Maximus (Cans) instead of Homosapiens) Rages, particularly to our can in general........
*Sigh*
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