I'm so fly
(that I need to drink myself into saying what I'd like to say)
I'm having a great time
(just not the time I'm longing for)
I just called to say goodnight
(because I was scared to say what I was really thinking)

I sent you an 800 word rambling letter
(thank God I woke up and remembered it, deleting it before she saw it)

Sincerely,

Pathetic