Jamin
Cookie Crisp
Registered: 02/25/05
Posts: 2649
Loc: Texas
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By the way, I'm running under the Jaminist party. My party's views on several social issues are as follows:
1. Legalize marijuana, ecstasy and all other so-called illicit drugs.
2. Illegalize Michael Jackson and broccoli.
3. Five words: White House Mosh Pit Extravaganza!
4. Price cap on Starfucks frappucinos.
5. Invade and take over Canadia, at which point it will henceforth be called Jaminia. All current residents of that area will be banished to Antarctica.
6. Change the national bird to the Moose. Yes, that's right. The moose. You heard me, what of it?
7. Change the national anthem to the Invader ZIM theme song.
8. Send every nuke we've got at Russia and China, and hope they don't notice them coming in time to retaliate.
9. Replace the word "love" with the word "feet". I'll feet you all so much if you vote for me!
And last, but certainly not least...
10. Confiscate all money that has anything to do with Microsoft. With it, pay off the national debt and buy everyone in the country a taco.
Thank you for your support!
---Jamin
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