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#2888 - 01/13/70 02:00 AM

A friendly letter

icandi
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Registered: 05/12/03
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Just thought i'd let youall peek at the note i'll be giving mark when i pay him a little visit next week...see what you thought, if its too harsh too nice, anything i should say differently ya know a lil "friendly" critique haha....

Mark-
Because of the fact that you do not have the balls to call me to explain/justify your behavior or to grovel at my mercy, Iï¿½m being forced to do this the hard way. Hereï¿½s the deal: Iï¿½m not going to be friendly about this because we are not nor ever will be friends, as Iï¿½m fully aware now that you are not capable of such a mature arrangement. Therefore, without sugarcoating anything, the bottom line is, I want my shit. Iï¿½m taking everything you owe me.
I want all the pictures of me that you have, and I want every drawing or piece of artwork that you have of mine. These I want back for 2 reasons, firstly I need them for my portfolio, and secondly I donï¿½t want you to have them, because I donï¿½t want you looking at me or even thinking about me. I will need these items to not be damaged for the portfolioï¿½s purposes, so if you go on your little temper tantrums that we all know you go on, Iï¿½ll need you to not take it out on them. Meaning: no marking on them, ripping them, writing bad things about me on them or destroying them in any other way. Iï¿½m going to need my Stephenï¿½s shirt as well because of reason #2ï¿½. Anything else that Iï¿½ve randomly forgot about during these 2 worthless years of my life that you happen to find of mine, Iï¿½d like back also.
Iï¿½m willing to be more than fair, I will also be returning to you all of your belongings that I have, although I havenï¿½t been able to find or think of very much, if you remember anything let me know and youï¿½ll be more than welcome to it. As of now, I know I have your red Aeropostale hoodie, your yellow, swishy pants, and your racecar toothbrush. If youï¿½d also like to have your pictures you can.
Now, for the most important matter: If you have not found my class ring by the time Iï¿½m to collect these things from you, you will owe me $_____ .{donï¿½t know exact price yet} I am willing to show you the receipt if need be. This amount however, will be in addition to the other $205.00 you owe me in other costs. Noteï¿½ $80.00 that I loaned you to pay your speeding ticket (if you even got a speeding ticket, nevertheless I loaned you that money); at least two times I loaned you $40.00 while visiting each other; and another $45.00 you owe my grandmother for the circus tickets you said youï¿½d pay for. Keep in mind this is being very lenient and is the absolute least you owe. This is not mentioning all the other times I gave you various amounts of money and paid for things I shouldnï¿½t have paid for. Without the ring I will be expecting a check for (or cash) $_______ {ring price+$205.00} along with the above listed items. (Look! I even made it easy for you, I added it up and everything.)
Now, there are various ways of doing this, you could make it much easier with your cooperation.
1) You could gather my things, and write my check, and drop it off on my porch step in the middle of the night, no questions asked.
2) You could gather my things, and write my check, and grow at least one big enough ball to call me and meet me somewhere to give it to me.
3) You could gather my things, and write my check, and take it with you everywhere you go and I will hunt you down and retrieve it from you.
4) You could be a bigger ass than youï¿½ve already made yourself and try to refuse to do any of the above and Iï¿½ll take your ass down in court, or have it beaten so badly youï¿½ll wish you were in a car accident. (Do not try me or think Iï¿½m kidding, you should know me better. I donï¿½t kid.)
These are your choices from where I sit, now if Iï¿½ve missed any please feel free to throw in suggestions but that would me doing part of #2 and calling me anyways so why not just do #2 and get me out of your hair all the faster. This can be as easy and painless or as difficult as you make it. I would sure appreciate your cooperation in the matter. After all, I am only going about it this way because Iï¿½m taking your motherï¿½s advice from when I talked to her on the phone last week. Iï¿½m growing up/moving on and being an adult about the situation. I was informed that her son was only capable of being ï¿½all or nothingï¿½ with me, so, I am now removing myself from you. I wish to be nothing to you. Again, your cooperation would be appreciated, the quicker we get this issue resolved the quicker we can both be adults about this and move on. Thank you.
-Mandi

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