#3416 - 01/13/70 03:10 AM
Questions and Answers about Men
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lisi
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In honor of J's blog post, I took the liberty of looking up some things about men..This is what I found. hehehe....
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook - they eat. We clean - they dirty. We iron - they wrinkle.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE, He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Fun, fun schtuff! 
~Lisi
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#3417 - 01/13/70 03:10 AM
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Jamin
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I am damn proud of the fact that I am still in childhood.
Lick me. 
---Jamin
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#3418 - 01/13/70 03:10 AM
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lisi
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where and when?
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#3419 - 01/13/70 03:10 AM
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Jamin
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I dunno. Here and now? I'm lonely, I could use a good licking.
---Jamin
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#3420 - 01/13/70 03:10 AM
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lisi
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too bad you went back to Texas or that could have been a real possibility...
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#3421 - 01/13/70 03:11 AM
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Ebolamonkey3000
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The last thing I need to read this early in the morning is you two slobberin all over each other. ewww...
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#3422 - 01/13/70 03:11 AM
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lisi
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oh c'mon will...i can include you if you want?
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#3423 - 01/13/70 03:11 AM
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lghtning
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Why do people feel that just because this is the internet, all tact can be removed? Oh well...
I want some too!
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#3424 - 01/13/70 03:11 AM
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Ebolamonkey3000
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Due to lack sufficiant Will-power, and Lisi's all around Goddessness, Will is going to leave this conversation now, and never look back, as not to incur the rath of the GF.
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#3425 - 01/13/70 03:11 AM
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kushet
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-_-
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#3426 - 01/13/70 03:12 AM
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Jamin
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(>^_^)>
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KIRBY DANCE!!!
---Jamin
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#3427 - 01/13/70 03:12 AM
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Ebolamonkey3000
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oh...god...cant stop...dancing! Curse you Kirby, CURSE YOU!
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#3428 - 01/13/70 03:12 AM
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lisi
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i love the kirby dance!!
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#3429 - 01/13/70 03:12 AM
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kushet
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.... Is Kirby in season?.... Both hunting AND fashion I mean... I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a KirCoat (by the Kirby Koat Kompany) if it weren't the latest trend. Why, just the thought makes me want to just run out and completely redo my wardrobe!
.. And then they flew down from the skies like angry wasps, whose nest has been violated by the hand of man. And that is an angry man, who shook it with great force, swaying it to and fro with abandon. ..
.. There came those with eyes long dead to the world, having forsaken humanities wrenching grasp. Death to those who would dare force that pain again upon them, rather walking the path of oblivion then to be scarred again by its merciless touch. ..
.. "Sir! We must fall back or we'll die to man!" came the panic ridden cry of a soldier, newly turned sergeant. "The enemy presses us on both flanks and is breaking through our front lines!"
The captain gave a curt nod, surveying the battlefield. "Then I would say a prayer for them now. For they will either die by our enemies blade, or by mine."
Looking at his captain with shock, the young farm boy, who had been drafted no less than a ten-day earlier, tried to flee. He felt a sharp pain and tried to cry out, but only a rush of blood came from his mouth to shower down to his feet. The boy's tongue, that tasted the richness of life, was now replaced with one of steel whose high pitched ringing voice heralded only death. His body jerked as the blade was lifted, bringing the grotesque scene to bare for any others who might mistakenly think their captain to be lying. ..
.. Hello.. ? Is anyone out there.. ? Can you hear me.. ? Do you hear what I say.. Or do you merely listen.. ? .. .. I know.. . Do you .. ? ..
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#3430 - 01/13/70 03:12 AM
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lisi
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wow...that's really disgusting...on a more happier note, I want a kirby coat! that would be so cute!
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